A Lowe's by any other name...

Kids: Daddy, where are we going?

Me: We're going to Lowe's.

Kids: What's that?

Me: You know, where you guys ring the door bells and run down the aisle with the lights that turn on automatically?

Kids: Home Depot?

Me: Well, this is like Home Depot.

(we pull into the parking lot)

Kids: Ohhhh, daddy, you meant the Blue Home Depot.